My Mum

I love my Mum - she's great. I have just been chatting with her on the 'phone. This week she has had to go to the Dentist (our dentist is called Mr John - which Dan christened him when she was about 4 - and I went to school with him - he's lovely) to see about new dentures, then she had to go and get a new prescription for specs, and finally a mammogram. She told me that she feels like she has been pulled and prodded and poked and pushed to the end of her tether!!! Every part of her is falling to bits - so I said "hmmm - a bit like the six million dollar woman?" to which she replied "I don't think I'd be worth thruppence ha'penny"!!! Northern humour - you just can't beat it :)