Thursday, 2 October 2008

Photographs

Of course - there you are set up on a dating website. Hoping that you meet the love of your life...and what photograph do you publish? Obviously one that shows you in your best light - no? Maybe taken at a studio? One where you look lovely and handsome and kind and shows your physique off to its best? Or - do you take one of yourself at arms length with your mobile phone when you've got no shirt on and you're doing your ablutions in the bathroom - with naked lightbulb to boot - your man boobs are hanging down and you haven't even brushed your hair? Then - you take another three for good measure and publish those too - just in case the ladies can't quite make out the important features from the first one.....GIVE ME STRENGTH.

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