Naturally blonde?

What a tw*t I am - have just come back from Banbury - and as I was leaving I reversed into a fence and completely totalled the back light fitting on the car. I wouldn't mind but I'm not naturally blonde. I've only had that car a few months and I've done loads of damage to it already. I had a great afternoon out - a bit too much wine (!) - and got up to the kinds of things that are usually reserved for teenagers. But I don't think I'll be getting an ASBO any time soon:)