Friday, 12 September 2008
Woman flu
Overnight my man-flu has turned into full blown 'woman-flu'. I can't breathe, my joints ache, I have a throbbing headache, my nose is running, I have a sore throat that feels like I'm swallowing shards of glass and my eyes hurt. I can feel some night nurse, buttercup syrup and a box of those 'spoil-me' tissues (the ones with the balm) coming on. Oh yes, and if it comes to it I'd like a nice belting rendition of "Jerusalem" please.
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Stop your moaning!
ReplyDeleteWomen never give men any sympathy so don't expect any. :-)
Stop your moaning!
ReplyDeleteWomen never give men any sympathy so don't expect any. :-)
That'lll be you standing right at the back of the church for my funeral then Christian :)
ReplyDeleteThat'lll be you standing right at the back of the church for my funeral then Christian :)
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