Friday, 12 September 2008

Woman flu

Overnight my man-flu has turned into full blown 'woman-flu'. I can't breathe, my joints ache, I have a throbbing headache, my nose is running, I have a sore throat that feels like I'm swallowing shards of glass and my eyes hurt. I can feel some night nurse, buttercup syrup and a box of those 'spoil-me' tissues (the ones with the balm) coming on. Oh yes, and if it comes to it I'd like a nice belting rendition of "Jerusalem" please.

4 comments:

  1. Stop your moaning!

    Women never give men any sympathy so don't expect any. :-)

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  2. Stop your moaning!

    Women never give men any sympathy so don't expect any. :-)

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  3. That'lll be you standing right at the back of the church for my funeral then Christian :)

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  4. That'lll be you standing right at the back of the church for my funeral then Christian :)

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