Millie goes large

Millie has just been out in the garden - and once again - wouldn't come back. It's a bit much at 6.15am. My idea of a good morning is NOT ferreting round the garden knee deep in wet grass trying to be patient with the NWD (Naughty White Dog) and being 'pleasant' and la la trying to 'persuade' her to come back inside. I think we need a serious word :(