Man flu is still here!!

Well - it's been a whole week now I am still plagued by the symptoms of man-flu. They say you should starve a fever and feed a cold - so I have been feeding it - but it's still here. Maybe it rather likes being fed top quality M&S nosh!! Starvation is NOT an option though!!! Every night I wake up at about 2am with a mad coughing fit - which requires copious amounts of buttercup syrup to calm it down, and now my nose is running like a tap (nice!) Fortunately it hasn't affected my looks and I'm still as beautiful as ever (!) It has however affected my voice and I sound like I'm choking on the bottom of a gravel pit!!! 

All sympathy and pampering would still be gratefully received :)