I love my Mum...make no mistake about it. But (and this is only a small 'but') she's very noisy. Right now she's washing a few pots in the little kitchen - and she's crashing and banging about like a demon. It's like there's a poltergeist in there - I kid you not. She is a bit deaf so maybe she's doing it loudly so she can hear herself - or maybe (and this is more likely) she's doing that 'I'm doing the dishes whilst you're sat on your fat arse messing around on t'internet' thing'. Now she's come back in and has put the telly on, and turned it up right loud! Last week she was away for seven whole days and the peace and quiet was absolutely lovely!
I am ready now to move back into my house x