I've just been reading today's morning paper. (I won't tell you which one because I wouldn't like anyone to second guess my political leanings) and there were two stories about council tenants getting into trouble and being served Noise Abatement Notices. Music? Television? Shouting? Noisy Children? Lawn mowers before 9am at weekends?....not at all - one lady tenant of Tremadog, North Wales, aged 57 for flushing the toilet in the middle of the night..and the other was a single mum aged 29 from Brighton for having sex too noisily!!! Apparently the noise of her shouting and the headboard banging on the wall became too much for her neighbours to cope with!!! Personally I think they were just eaten up with jealousy!!!