Minister for Roads and Transport - Jeremy Clarkson (no more speed cameras..yaaaay)
Chancellor of the Exchequor - Carol Vorderman
Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs - Michael Palin
Secretary of State for Health - Johnny Vegas
Secretary of State for Business - Alan Sugar
Secretary of State for Defence - Alf Garnett
Secretary of State for Food - Gordon Ramsay
Secretary of State for Rural Affairs - John Noakes
Secretary of State for Children - Timmy Mallett
Secretary of State for Leisure - Cynthia Payne
Secretary of State for Wales - Dame Shirley Bassey
Secretary of State for Northern England - Peter Kay
Secretary of State for Southern England - Peter Kay (he'd soon sort the buggers out)
Secretary of State for Scotland - Billy Connolly
Secretary of State for Justice - Judge Judy
Secretary of State for Women - Kim and Aggie (quarter job share with Trinny and Susannah)
Secretary of State for Men - Julian Clary
......and last but not least - the Prime Minister's job would go to Terry Wogan.
I'd vote for that Cabinet!!!!
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