Black Stump Pinot Grigio (any crisp dry white will do) and Green and Black's Organic Black Cherry Chocolate (only this particular Chocolate will do!)
Place a square of the chocolate into your mouth until it reaches body temperatures (about 90 seconds) - it should be just about to melt- (resist all urges to chew).
Lift glass to lips and sip wine through the chocolate.
I defy you not to enjoy this taste sensation.
The bar of chocolate should last for the entire bottle of wine (Tip - buy the large bar)
Result - half a stone fatter and pleasantly pissed :) That'll work !!!