Monday, 26 July 2010

Lazy Beeeatch

That's me. Lazy. Comatose. Inert. Uninspired. Horizontal.

I have loads that I could be doing...ironing (nah), laundry (nah), cleaning windows (nah), cleaning the bathroom (nah), vacuuming (nah) and generally sorting my life out. But quite frankly I can't be arsed.

So far today I have had about ten cups of coffee. washed a few pots, read this week's "hello' magazine, had a bath, answered a few e mails from dreaded dating website (which still isn't working)...including a rather curt reply to a gentleman caller who said that he preferred his women a bit taller, with red hair and blue eyes - but that he may be interested in taking me out at some point in the next few weeks. He left his mobile number in case I wanted to call him...well my fingers were on fire after I had written him a text...which said in no uncertain terms...thanks but no thanks...(Dickhead)...then I deleted the text and e mailed instead- saying that I would be busy for the next twenty years. I rather wanted to put something a wee bit stronger - but my inherent good manners prevented me. I have to say there's a lot of 'idjeets' out there in 'cyber-dating-land'.

I should really be doing something constructive right now - it's not as if I have nothing to attend to - but I have time on my side...so maybe later. I might just pop downstairs now and watch Jeremy Kyle........  (later) XX


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