First of all I must mention that I prefer George Clooney to a funny little balding 50 year old from Rotherham - who resembles a mating disaster between Shrek and Imedla Marcos. Secondly I would rather like to be wittily engaged in enchanting conversation and repartee with someone who a) can spell...b) has a reasonable knowledge of English Grammar and c) doesn't list Football as their main hobby.
I would also like my male friends to be at least 3 inches taller than me - so at 5'4" tall - you don't quite cut it.
I would also like Rotherham to be replaced by Bali - so when I'm having a bad day I can just nip up the Parkway for an afternoon of sun, beach and cocktails (although not with you).
I would also liked to be wined and dined in style - so I think I'll pass on your offer of a fish supper with barm cake, and a bottle of Mackeson - if it's all the same to you.
You mentioned that you like to watch war films for entertainment. Black and White war films no less. How utterly fascinating. For my entertainment I prefer having my finger nails extracted by butch lesbians from Wath-Upon-Dearne.
So - to finish - thanks once again for your interest and your kind comments - but on this occasion I won't be taking our blossoming friendship any further.
Kind regards and best wishes in your search for a companion,
PS - Your Rottweiler is better looking than you - but that's purely a subjective opinion XX