Sunday 25 July 2010

Dear Blank....

A few weeks ago I posted a link to this page. I like it. It makes me smile. Here are some of my favourites from today....

Dear Self,

Note : having sex directly after eating a giant burrito is always a mistake. Please try to remember this.

Sincerely, Me

Dear Thesis,

Please go write yourself. We've tried this before. I loved the infatuation, the intrigue, the exciting getting-to-know-everything-about-each-other phase. I know you now and I'm bored with you. We know the end is coming. Once you're done and defended I am going out for drinks and never want to see you again.

Sincerely, Honours Student

Dear Energy Saving Co-worker who religiously turns out the light when leaving the restroom,

You might be over doing it.

Sincerely, I am still in here

Dear Mum and Dad

I am glad you still love each other after 33 years of marriage - but please close the door when you want to have noisy sex.

Sincerely, disgusted daughter

Dear New I Phone

Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words. You piece of shut. Can't.

Sincerely, Every I-phone user

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