Blast from the past

I've just been to Fi's to watch the match. We have a mutual pal. He's a gardener, and has been doing some work on my garden. He's also an ex...of mine. From some sixteen years ago (or maybe a bit more...give or take a year or two). Since we split up I don't think he's had another girlfriend (I have this effect.....).

Well, he is a nice chap - but - well it's so much in the past that it's almost pre-historic. He'd had a drink and kept sitting next to me and talking about the past.....remembering as you do...then he grabbed my hand...(eek).

He was also telling me that I've got a lot more winkles than I had before (!), he prefers my hair blonde to dark brown, and then (la piece de resistance) ...that when we were together he found it difficult because I was such a nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!

Then he asked me if I wanted to go for a ride on his motorbike.....

I won't tell you what I said....