This is it...my lovely log splitter....Isn't it fab? You big strong boys can keep your chopping blocks and your axes...I'm sticking with this.
It finally showed up with contrite delivery driver at 2pm. I rushed out to buy logs and set to work.
I now have half a shed full of nice small thinner logs which should burn beautifully on my little log fire.
We don't need menfolk around here. So to precis the week of DIY delights...I have fitted a new loo seat, chopped (or rather split) five bags of logs, and ordered new knobs for my cooker.
Did I tell you I have my own drill?
PS I didn't wear safety googles (!) - because I'm hard........