Sunday, 8 August 2010

Stalker

Last week I had a telephone chat with a numpty off the dating website. He spoke very slowly -using words of one syllable or less -  and - well - let's just say that the chat couldn't come to an end too soon. He didn't call again (phew) - and I certainly didn't call him. Imagine my surprise this morning when I opened my 'in box' to find an e mail from said chap. I think he must have been drunk when he wrote it - he was clearly very unhappy. 

He called me a lot of not-very-nice names - and said that now he has my telephone number he's going to print some business cards and put them in phone boxes! He also said that it's no wonder I'm single (touche) and then went on to insult me in ways that would make an irish navvy blush. He called me a silly bitch - and said that he managed to find out my home address (Great work Sherlock).

I'm single because I'm picky (and because I'm waiting for George).

Do you think I should be worried?

UPDATE - Sunday 9am - He has just e mailed again - and this time it's worse...much worse. This guy really knows how to charm the ladies :)

2 comments:

  1. report the stupid f**ker! how dare he! c of l x

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