Saturday, 7 August 2010

Fatty :)

I am no longer skinny. I can no longer see my ribs. I lost so much weight in the first 4 months of this year that people were actually worried about me. That - is - no - longer - a - problem! Today I have consumed enough fodder to keep an army of twenty men on the go.

Today's nutrition included.......3 mini pork pies with Branston pickle. A Cadbury's Fruit & Nut bar. A large family bag of sea salt & balsamic vinegar crisps. A pork chop, broccoli, carrots and roasted squash. An entire punnet of raspberries and a pot of double cream. Two slices of wholemeal toast and organic honey. A single serving of Hagen-Das strawberry cheesecake flavour ice cream (divine). Oh yes - nearly forgot - for lunch I had a king prawn salad with 3 slices of brown bread and butter and full fat dressing - followed by a chocolate trifle.

At this rate I will be twelve stone by Christmas. But that's okay as I can get a job wearing a fur trimmed red suit and a big white beard :)....... (Ho, Ho, Ho)

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