Alzheimers

This week so far I have lost a few things. It's alzheimers or so I'm told. I have two pairs of specs as they were 'Buy one, get one Free' from Specsavers. My favourite pair cannot be found for love nor money. I just know that when I stop looking for them they will re-appear as if by magic in a totally random place - such as the laundry basket, or the boot of the car - or possibly in the fridge.