Today I hot-footed (don't you just love how I did that?...'hot'...'footed'..) it down to Whit's very own hardware store and purchased a heater. Of the fan variety.
Now it's so warm in here that I am sweating and have the stirrings of a headache. I have stripped off to a t-shirt and shorts...but I AM NOT TURNING IT OFF...no...first I will open a window and the door...and let Jack Frost run all over my wee little body before I will turn it off - or even turn it down.
For the very first time in about 6 days I can honestly say that I am warm...Oh joy of joys. Joy of deepest joys.
PS. I also ordered an electric blanket from Amazon. When that arrives I will be delirious.