...are traffic wardens of a different ethnicity?. is it because it's such a crap job that we can't get a british person to do it? Or is a part of some dastardly plan so that when they gleefully issue you with a ticket as you come running at break neck speed out of the Tesco convenience store, they cannot possible understand the foul tirade of horrific expletives and swearwords that you hurl at them? - and therefore don't get their feelings hurt. I mean, let's face it - if they regularly got their feelings injured as a result of their employment...they could sue, couldn't they?
You've guessed it - I just got a parking ticket.