Saturday, 6 January 2007

Message from Man on dating website.

This is a message I received from somebody who had seen my profile on a dating website. I feel really sorry for the guy but let's face it....I'm not THE ONE for him, am I? I have enough trouble with my own hips - ask my riding instructor!!!!

Description:

Balding , bespectacled, friendly, an introverted extrovert . Interested in the cinema ,theatre watching ARSENAL FC , WATCHING AND FOLLOWING county cricket. Enjoys eating out( mainly because I CANNOT COOK. I HAVE NOT BEEN INTIMATE WITH A WOMAN FOR 15 YEARS . I HAD A DOUBLE HIP REPLACEMENT WHICH MADE THINGS A BIT AWKWARD. READY TO START A FULL RELATIONSHIP AGAIN. any red blooded woman out there?

4 comments:

  1. Go for it. He sounds perfect for you.

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  2. Go for it. He sounds perfect for you.

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  3. Oh dear. I think he needs a few pointers on how to sell himself.

    He may as well have written:

    bald, socially-inept, sex-starved bloke needs agile nympho with strong thighs.

    Jesus.

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  4. Oh dear. I think he needs a few pointers on how to sell himself.

    He may as well have written:

    bald, socially-inept, sex-starved bloke needs agile nympho with strong thighs.

    Jesus.

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